Presidential Crap

Well, I don't know if this story is true. But it is interesting.

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material.

Now why do they do this? Evidently some countries have tested the waste products of other leaders to determine their medical condition.

In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state secrets."

But of course the website has to make the veiled Bush - Hilter comparisons.

The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.

You know it is an insult to the victims of the Nazis to compare Bush to Hitler. People are too cavalier about the horrors of the past.

Space Invaders

Ok it has been awhile since I have posted. I have a collection of half formed drafts and links, that I just haven't gotten around to finishing and posting yet. In the meantime, here is a really cool space invader video using humans.